Before Window Film: Chaos. After Window Film: A Thriving Vampire Business!

Gather round, children, and listen to my tale.

It was a cold winter’s morn, and the vampires were nestled in their home, weary after a long night of murder and bloodlust. Desperate for rest and relaxation, the four undead roommates lounged in their dimly lit living room, scrolling through their YouTube videos and Instagram posts, oblivious to the rising sun.

Slowly, the golden light crept across the floor, searching for exposed vampire flesh to burn and destroy. With a howl, Lucious stood up and looked at his hands. "They’re melting!" he shrieked, watching in horror as his fingers crumbled to dust. Panicked, he dashed from the room, leaving behind only a faint trail of ash.

So self-absorbed were these vampires that they failed to notice the impending doom creeping ever closer. "Ouch!" screamed Seraphina, the most ruthless of the four. "My nose is on fire!" In a frenzied attempt to block out the sun, she lunged for the drapes, but she was too late. Caught in the brilliant light, her body sizzled and smoked, her agonized wails echoing through the house before she collapsed into a smoldering heap. Her lust for blood and gore had finally been satisfied in the most ironic of endings.

George, the leader of the group, knew he had to act fast. With the precision of a seasoned warrior, he leapt from his chair, executed a flawless karate kick off the wall, then performed a spinning backflip, landing just outside the sun’s deadly grasp. In a flash, he yanked the blinds shut, shuddering in disgust at the pile of ashes that had once been Seraphina.

Fury coursed through him. "Who’s going to clean up this mess? How will I pay the rent now that one of us is gone?" He stomped around the house, brainstorming solutions. If they didn’t find a way to block out the sunlight, the rest of them could be next.

Desperate, George turned to the one thing that never failed him—Google. Typing feverishly, he searched: How to stop light from coming into windows.

What he found surprised him. "Window film? Could this actually work?" Without hesitation, he picked up the phone and dialed Noble Window Film.

"Good day, mate!" came the cheerful voice on the other end. "Of course, we have window film that can block out light. Sorry to hear about your vampire friend. Why don’t I come out and show you some samples?"

The very next day, Noble Window Film arrived at the vampire house. George inspected the samples and selected a dark 1% exterior film, ensuring maximum darkness. Within hours, the project was complete. Now, their windows blocked 99.9% of UV rays and 99% of visible light—a total game changer for the undead.

For the first time in centuries, the vampires no longer had to cower in darkness. They could frolic in front of the windows without fear, basking in what little daylight managed to filter through.

Lucious, inspired by their newfound freedom, even launched a business—“Give Us a Hand”, selling the severed hands of his victims online. With his booming success, he hired a staff of zombies to handle distribution. All thanks to the incredible sun-blocking power of window film.

So if you need to keep the light out, don’t turn to dust. Call Noble Window Film today!